I'm a native New Yorker living in Brooklyn. People I've been include: opera singer, prog bassist, school janitor, fast-food employee, failed filmmaker, improv comic, baker's assistant, music journalist.

In my journey to discover how I can make the least money possible, I now write comedic speculative fiction. On my blog you'll find micro-stories and semi-informed rambles. 

This is a public-domain picture of a walrus that looks like how I want you to feel. Embrace it.


I love you.